Free Handjobs

Got a sense of humor that pushes boundaries? This sticker is the ultimate smart-ass way to get people’s attention. Bold black text screams FREE HAND JOBS while a hand flips the bird—just in case anyone thought you were being generous. It’s crude, it’s clever, and it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or a double take) wherever you slap it.

Perfect for toolboxes, car windows, laptops, or anywhere you want to stir the pot. Made from quality die-cut vinyl, this bad boy is built to last indoors or outdoors.

Size: Approx. 100mm x 90mm
Material: Premium vinyl with a 3–5 year outdoor lifespan

👉 Stick it. Shock ‘em. Laugh your ass off.