Humping And Fisting T-Shirt

Wrap your torso in pure, unfiltered degeneracy.

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement. A battle flag. A warning label. The Humping & Fisting T-Shirt is for the true-blue legends who live life knuckle-deep in adventure and aren’t afraid to wear their chaos proudly across their chest.

This shirt is perfect for sinking piss, scaring the in-laws, or just giving random strangers something to choke on mid-chuckle.

Specs:
🍆 Soft-as-hell cotton that feels better than a cheeky Sunday root
🦌 Unisex fit — made for lads, ladies, and those who don’t give a fuck
🍺 Machine washable — in case of beer, or bad decisions
💦 Available in sizes that go from “skinny as a stick” to “built like a chilly bin”

Wear it fishing. Wear it hunting. Wear it to the pub, your mate’s wedding, or your court date (not recommended but highly respected).

Warning: May cause whiplash from double takes, loud laughs, and unsolicited high-fives from fellow gremlins