Humping & Fisting Bucket Hat

For when you're balls deep in the bush and proud of it.

Slap this dirty bastard on your head and let the world know you’re not just here to fish and hunt — you’re here to hump, fist, and cause a bloody scene. The Humping & Fisting Bucket Hat isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the legends out there giving it to the wilderness raw and uncut.

Crafted in rugged forest green and stamped with the filthiest logo, it’s the perfect mix of function and full-blown degeneracy. Shade your face while you smash tins, reel in your third snapper, or wrestle your mate in the mud. All while looking like the cheeky unit you are.

Specs:
🍆 One-size-fits-most, unless your ego won’t let it fit
💦 Breathable so your dome doesn’t sweat more than you do in the bedroom
🦌 This hat says what your Tinder bio won’t
🍑 Wide brim — keeps the sun off while you're elbow deep in the esky

Perfect for camping trips, fishing missions, buck’s dos, and ruining family BBQs.

Warning: May cause excessive laughter, attention from other degenerates, and one hell of a sun-safe swagger.