I’m So Gay I Can’t Park Straight Sticker 🏳️‍🌈🚗💨

Parallel parking? Reversing? Straight lines? Yeah, not happening. If your parking skills are as bent as your sexuality, this sticker is for you.

Measuring 96mm x 65mm (available in half & double size), this die-cut, laminated beauty features:
✔ Crisp black background – because drama needs contrast.
✔ Bold white text – clear enough for even the worst drivers to read.
✔ Rainbow-textured ‘GAY’ – because visibility matters, unlike your parking lines.
✔ Weatherproof & durable – just like the LGBTQ+ community.

Slap it on your car, laptop, or anywhere that could use a little more sass and self-awareness. Let’s be real—if you’re gonna park like shit, at least be funny about it. 😆

🔥 Get yours now, and check out the rest of our outrageously funny stickers at Stick Em Up! 🔥